June 2009
3 posts
Rogue Wave does a great cover of the Yeah Yeah...
... in bed.
You know how whenever you read a fortune cookie out loud there is always someone who says “in bed” afterwards? It turns out that not only is it funny and entertaining to say in bed after reading a fortune cookie, but it is also quite wondrous to do most things in bed. In the past, if I was in bed, it was because I was sleeping. Now I have discovered a whole new world on top of these...
May 2009
4 posts
some random thoughts/facts
1. today i learned that just because you are 81 inches tall, doesn’t mean you are good at basketball.
2. today i learned that it is difficult to teach old deaf men to play kickball.
3. i have a lot of teeth but my sweet tooth is dominant.
4. for the past few weeks, the only time i watch cable is at work.
5. i have a recently found interest in basketball.
6. about 3 weeks ago, something...
Pie Are Square.
Sometimes, I find myself wishing that love were an exact science. But then I quickly recall that I am terrible at science and realize that it wouldn’t help me in the least.
Something a 3 year old taught me a few weeks ago.
Every four months when I am no longer happy with the length of my hair, I normally go next door, borrow Aaron’s clippers, and give my head the number 3 buzz cut. The following 3 days are spent trying to recognize myself in the mirror. And then I begin to look like me again and all is well until the times comes to do it all over.
Two weeks ago something out of the ordinary happened- I...
April 2009
3 posts
short short man.
this is more of a twitter-sized thought but, I didn’t feel like putting it on twitter. Also, with all this extra preface, it wouldn’t fit. This is more like 200 characters. Maybe even 250! LOLZ. Oh yeah, my thought:
I miss my family.
That’s all.
23 Minutes
I’ve got to be brief, for my shift ends in 23… 22 minutes.
I want to talk about something that someone said to me a few months ago. It was a girl. She was so persistent in pinning me as a runner- not in the literal sense. She said that I run from things- things that scare me, problems, anything with a frightening face of offense or pressing inquiry. Don’t get me wrong, she...
December 2008
2 posts
halloween masks? masquerade? robbers?
Why is it that girls who are 12 look like they are 16 and girls who are 15 look like they are 20? Was it always like this? And another thing- women who are 40 look 30. What’s with the rapid regression? Before, you could only get tricked like this on aim or stanky chat rooms- thinking that you were talking to a 21 year old college hottie when really it was a 45 year old man-weirdo.
Just...
like, what did you say?
Earlier this week, I asked Aaron what is meant by the saying, “the shit hit the fan”. I feel as though I am finding out for myself.
Talked to my mom tonight, and she told me to get ready to come home within the next couple of days because my granny’s kidneys are failing and her health is rapidly declining.
I got a job offer. Which is good, but troublesome. They changed the...
November 2008
6 posts
wasting away another day
maybe all that time you spent wastning wasn’t wasted.
a friend told me she read that on the wall in a womans restroom.
times like these
somedays, i wish i could feel the way that they do.
confession
I really enjoy listening to…. Justin Timberlake.
And sometimes, It makes me dance.
crazy dance.
don’t tell anyone.
what goes around comes back around.
Jane Says
Interview with Jane I interviewed a woman named Jane who told me about her life and experiences in marriage, pregnancy, motherhood, and her family. She is a 49 year old woman who has been married for 28 years, and has been a mother for 25. She has three children and lives in the desert of West Texas. The following is meant to be an informative paper on the answers that Jane gave me. Jane...
Often and Always
A lot of the time I feel like a total and complete jerk. And a lot of the time it is because I am. During this time, I step back, look upon my own heart, and the focus I find is usually on myself. I need some kind of adjustment and I don’t think it is and adjustment that i can do myself- I can only be willing to be changed. It isn’t my desire for you to hurt.
It takes everything I...
Old Stuff
I was recently looking through all of my old email’s and found this email that for whatever reason, i sent to myself. Reading over it was interesting. It is dated 7/21/2006.
Since I have become a Christian, I have learned new things about myself, God, and people around me daily. God teaches me these things by divine appointment, through spending time with him, and through reading His...
October 2008
1 post
September 2008
9 posts
hey you
you’ve got xactlys breath.
Hooty Hoo.
My brother got married last weekend. Something about being there made me feel that life is more real. Being in my brothers wedding was one of the greatest things that i have ever been able to do.
School is Bleh. still.
consider yourself semi-updated.
Fridasatasun.
My brother gets married in less than a week. So this weekend him and my dad drove to dallas to meet me for his “weekend O’ good times before the hitchin”. Here is what we did:
I got to the hotel. Had this conversation with a roomservice lady in the elevator:
Me: Hello. This is quite a fancy hotel. Lady: Yeah, look at the pool. Me: Okay.
Then, P.F. Changs. Bass Performance...
maybe mom was right.
I like to think that i really enjoy psychology and enjoy college and filling my mind with new information that is going to somehow benefit me either by getting me somewhere in my career or somewhere regardless of career. But when i really think about it, that isn’t quite the truth.
I really enjoy college. I really enjoy hearing my professors talking about crazy Freud and all of his...
i couldn't sleep, so i woke up jp to interiew him.
q/ who is your favorite starwars character and why?
a/ ewoks. because I’ve always wanted to live in the trees with bear like creatures.
q/ jp, growing up, what was your “security blanket”?
a/ my straight jacket. not so much security for me, but for everyone else.
q/ jp, what was your first cassette tape?
a/ i don’t remember but, i used to get cassette tapes from the...
quick thought
It is incredible how bitterness can hold you down.
It is even more baffling to forgive someone and feel the weight of bitterness fall.
thought over.
This is a song of the first album that i had ever...
Greetings from Earth
College Student.
College Town.
College Life.
I am Andrew. Hear me roar. thoughts. ideas. ramblings. frustrations. All are things that I generate within. Some of which stay in. Most of which stay in, actually.
The first thought is one that i was discussing with a friend yesterday. I would like to pose it more as a question than a hypothesis. Is there any correlation between how big a fellas...